We all have a dude, or four we'd like to say "Fuck you!" to. Who is yours?
  1. The mechanic who kept calling me "honey" when I went to get my car fixed on Saturday
    My name is Lindsey, or Miss Esplin, or just Miss, even Ma'am. Something like that would be acceptable. NOT honey. NEVER HONEY.
  2. My boss who said, "what is it the 1950s?" when I told him a coworker fucking kissed my fucking head when handing in his timecard (that's what most people call a form of sexual harassment)
    This guy... Ugh. A terrible boss, and also a pretty shitty human. The. Absolute. Worst.
  3. The dude I dated that chose Valentine's Day to say, "I don't think we should see each other anymore" because I, according to him, have "commitment issues" then a month later wrote me a letter apologizing but also saying "I was planning my escape from the beginning" because he wants to be "protected from commitment"
    Seriously regret the 5 months of mediocre sex I had with this guy. He had the emotional maturity of an 11 year old, and the ego of a gigantic douchebag.
  4. My friend that drunkenly sent me suggestive texts calling me "his girl" and implying that I should come over because his live-in girlfriend was out of town at a bachelorette party then never apologized for it.
    It would've been so easy to say, "Oh God, I was really drunk last night, and you were the last person I texted. So sorry. I didn't mean to imply that I think of you as just a meat sack with a vagina. I value our friendship and I'm truly sorry for being so inappropriate. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable." Or even a "I'm really sorry about the drunk texts. I didn't mean to imply anything. Booze brain got the best of me" or just "I'm an asshole and I'm really sorry. Can't say it enough"
  5. The EP of commercial production who informed me that he really wanted to smack my ass
    Suggested by @Caitlin
  6. My coworker who is sending me all the students he doesn't want.
    Now my classroom is at capacity and you have a lightened load and WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN??
    Suggested by @e