Ghosting in 3... 2... 👻
  1. Tell me you're a dog walker
    What? But you're 29. Is it your own business, or... Oh you're an actor. Ah... Have you thought of being an uber driver?
  2. Admit you're insecure about your belly
    Dude, we just online met, don't share this. I don't even know your last name. I don't want to know that you're "always conscious of the bulge" that's some two years deep style sharing.
  3. Say you've never really dated/never been in a relationship
    Ever?! Not even in high school? Ugghhhh I can't be your training wheels, I've done that once and I'm not into doing it ever again. You've officially entered the No Date Zone.