HOW TO KILL ANY HOPE OF AN ONLINE CHAT TURNING INTO A DATE IN 3 EASY STEPS
Ghosting in 3... 2... 👻
- •Tell me you're a dog walkerWhat? But you're 29. Is it your own business, or... Oh you're an actor. Ah... Have you thought of being an uber driver?
- •Admit you're insecure about your bellyDude, we just online met, don't share this. I don't even know your last name. I don't want to know that you're "always conscious of the bulge" that's some two years deep style sharing.
- •Say you've never really dated/never been in a relationshipEver?! Not even in high school? Ugghhhh I can't be your training wheels, I've done that once and I'm not into doing it ever again. You've officially entered the No Date Zone.