I am Tina Belcher

  1. We've both worked in burger joints
  2. We're both fitful sleepers
  3. Have love-hate relationships with our younger sisters
    Usually love, but it's complicated
  4. Aren't athletic
  5. Aren't the smoothest with our love interest
  6. Some would even say we're terrible with our love interest
  7. We both wear glasses and have short hair
  8. Almost everything results in us on the floor. Dying.