I Don't Have Time For Dating Because:

  1. I have to untangle this huge pile of paper clips
  2. There are 92 episodes of "Mad Men" and I've only watched one
    Baby's gotta binge!
  3. I haven't shaved my legs in months
    That's a two day ordeal right there
  4. My books to read list is out of control
  5. I'm researching for a trip to Scotland in 2019
    Should be able to afford it by then
  6. My room is a mess
  7. Cat videos
    Millions to watch and rewatch
  8. I haven't worked through all my "solo dining" bookmarks on yelp yet
  9. I just started my free See So trial
  10. World War II
    I would fail a pop quiz on it