NIGHT NOISES

some nights are worse than others
  1. The printer turning on and resetting inexplicably at 2am
  2. Cat meows
  3. The blinds smacking into each other in the wind
  4. My goddamn phone chiming because I forgot to put do not disturb on
  5. My neighbor flushing their toilet
  6. My neighbor making what I assume are sex noises, but could be murder screams
  7. A train whistle