1. Met a guy on tinder
    He looked like Andy Samberg so cute if that's your thing, or an eerie clone if it's not
  2. And we went on a date on Wednesday
    He did quite a bit of talking about different business models now that I think of it...
  3. Then this today
    Am I texting with tech support?
  4. Cyborgs are real, y'all 🤖
    And they're on tinder!