1. I ate cheese
    Never been allergic, but I'm noticing as an adult my body isn't a big fan of the tastiest thing on earth. Stomach, why hast thou forsaken me?!
  2. My period is on its way
  3. I'm pregnant
    Which would be weird because I haven't had sex in a while
  4. I guess it's possible if it's one of these
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  5. Or these
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  6. But more likely something like this
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