POSSIBLE REASONS MY STOMACH HURTS

  1. I ate cheese
    Never been allergic, but I'm noticing as an adult my body isn't a big fan of the tastiest thing on earth. Stomach, why hast thou forsaken me?!
  2. My period is on its way
  3. I'm pregnant
    Which would be weird because I haven't had sex in a while
  4. I guess it's possible if it's one of these
  5. Or these
  6. But more likely something like this