PRE-VACATION PAINS IN MY ASS
It's 5am, and I'm at LAX getting ready to hop on a plane to Portland. I'm tired and annoyed.
- •I was called in to work yesterday on a show that wrapped months ago.My boss is a dummy and could've easily done the tasks himself, but he wanted moral support while emailing network execs. I swear to god, he dictated emails to me as he typed them. It was a complete waste of time, and if I wasn't going on vacation, and could use the extra cash I would've told him to fuck himself.
- •My cat puked on the carpetCame home to rage-vomit. I pulled out the suitcase yesterday morning and kitty knows that means I'm abandoning her. Rage-puke piles greeted me at the door.
- •My cat wouldn't sleepSee above - lil miss doesn't like when I leave so she makes me miserable.
- •I thought I heard a noise in the night.I'm a bad sleeper and I swear to god I heard someone at my window at 1am (I'm on the 3rd floor, but fuck off, it's totally plausible. People's places get broken into all the time. I live in LA. IT IS DANGEROUS)
- •The ramp to the 5 was closed so I had to detourAt. Fucking. 4am. FUCK OFF DoT, OR WHOEVER DOES THIS.
- •I drove past the parking structureWHERE IS THE SIGN?! There should be a goddamn sign! Gaaaaahhhh
- •Starbucks wasn't open and the line was still 30 deepI'd sooner drink backwashed coffee from a hobo's mouth than wait in that bullshit! Why aren't you open 24 hours?!?!?!?
- •They're doing construction near my terminalIt's 5 in the fucking morning!!!!! I need some fucking sleep!!!!!!! And I have a fucking hour before fucking boarding: STOP FUCKING SAWING!!!!! FFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
- •THERE ARE NO FUCKING WATER FOUNTAINS AT THIS FUCKING AIRPORT💣😡💣