QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE: FOR THE INTROVERT WHO IS CONSIDERING TRYING DATING AGAIN SOON-ISH

I've recently started considering entering the dating world again (I'm ready-ish after breaking up with my live-in boyfriend of 6 years 2 years ago). These are things I think I should ask on a first date so as not to waste any time with guys who obviously won't be compatible.
  1. How do you feel about cats?
    Hate them - ✌️ I prefer dogs - ✌ They're fine - 😒 Love them! - 👍 I have one! - 😻 I have three! - ✌️
  2. What's been the length of your longest relationship?
    Does this date count? - ✌️ 5-10 days - ✌️ 5-10 weeks - ✌️ 5-10 months - 👍 5 years - 👍 10 years - ✌️
  3. What are your thoughts on bagging your own groceries?
    That's what they pay the cashiers for - ✌️ If I can, I will - 👍 Have hands: can bag! - 👏 If that cashier touches my groceries, I'll flip. They never do it right! It's not hard! - 👎✌️
  4. What do you think an ideal weekend consists of?
    Watching sports with my bros while being served beers and nachos by some chick preferably at hooters - ✌️ Surfing some choice waves, smoking, maybe, like, s'mores or brownies after - ✌️ Going to a concert! - ✌️ Hiking a non-strenuous trail then treating myself, and my friends to some ice cream - 👍 Visiting a museum, cooking, having some cocktails - 👍 Watching something on Netflix, getting takeout, staying in PJs - 👍 Watching some marvel cartoons/movies, getting takeout, staying in PJs - ✌️
  5. Do you read?
    Why bother when there are movies - ✌️ I don't know how to - 😳✌️ Only comics - ✌️ Of course! My favorite book is _______ What's yours? - 👏💗 When I have time - 👍 Yes! Love it! Favorite pastime - 👍 Yes! I'm really into nazi literature - 👎✌️ Yes, and I write too! Mainly nazi literature - 😟✋👎✌️
  6. Kids: love em, or hate em?
    Gross - 👍 They're fine, but I don't want any - 👍 I'm indifferent to those humans - 👍 I admire them from a distance - 😳 ...✌️ I might want some of my own someday, but I'm largely undecided - 👍 It depends on my partner whether or not we'd decide to have some someday - 👏 I have a two - ✌️ I'd like to have them for sure someday. I'm looking for a baby-mama - ✌️ I really, really, really want kids: are you ovulating? - 😳✌️👎✋