Last night after day drinking I ubered to a friend's birthday bar outing, he made the move but I didn't go in. Because:
  1. Classy girls don't kiss in bars
  2. He'd already made out with a lady that night
    I don't believe in double dipping
  3. We were having so much fun dancing
    Why stop?!
  4. We were really drunk
    It would've been sloppy and probably bad
  5. One of his friends asked for my number
    Can't give the digits then go smooching another guy
  6. He's friends with my brother
    That's actually how I know him. And my brother already thinks I'm terrible with guys because of my high school self's escapades
  7. I really like him
    (See all of the above for problems regarding this)