1. 'Twas the day before Christmas, when all through the apartment
  2. Not a creature was stirring, except this fat cat
  3. The sweaters were hung around the apartment with care
  4. In hopes that they'd dry before my flight Saturday
  5. When out in the hallway there was a loud knock
  6. I sprang from the bed to see what the hell was going on
    Yup, napping at noon, don't judge me.
  7. Away to the door I flew like a flash,
  8. And looked through the peephole
  9. Not a damn thing was there
  10. So cracked open the door to see a box
  11. "But what on earth could this be?"
  12. I tore into it, "A gift? For me?"
  13. I pulled open the box
  14. And what did I see
  15. A mug for coffee, or tea
  16. Or perhaps even whisky.
  17. But who did send me such a thing?
    There wasn't a note! Or a return address!
  18. Secret Santa is this you at work?
  19. Seriously, Secret Santa: who are you?!
  20. Also this is delightful!
  21. Thank you!