REASONS TO HEAD HOME

  1. It's 3 am
  2. You can't text with both eyes open
  3. You just ordered a round of shots
  4. Everyone around you is acting like zoo animals
  5. You couldn't find your phone so you called yourself
  6. There is a pillow on your bed
  7. You're hungry.
  8. Karaoke is starting
  9. It's 4 am