LIFE WITH AIR CONDITIONING

  1. Enter sweltering room. Turn AC up to full blast. Let armpits cool off.
  2. Suddenly in an icebox. Retrieve sweatshirt.
  3. Wait, I shouldn't be freezing in 80-degree weather. I control my destiny AND my climate. Let's just put on the fan.
  4. What the hell is the point of the fan? This feels like Miami minus the pretty people and Art Deco. Plus, armpits are getting fired up again.
  5. Full blast!