LIFE WITH AIR CONDITIONING
- •Enter sweltering room. Turn AC up to full blast. Let armpits cool off.
- •Suddenly in an icebox. Retrieve sweatshirt.
- •Wait, I shouldn't be freezing in 80-degree weather. I control my destiny AND my climate. Let's just put on the fan.
- •What the hell is the point of the fan? This feels like Miami minus the pretty people and Art Deco. Plus, armpits are getting fired up again.
- •Full blast!