Reasons Why You Should Date Me
A parody (but if this really works then wOW)
- •I'm not horrible lookingSure, I'm not a 10, but I don't think I'm like a 2 either. I'd say I'm middle of the road, average. Sometimes I feel cute but other times I am a giant sack of potatoes. In the end, looks aren't super important anyways.
- •I have a good personalityI'd like to think I'm pretty nice and can be funny. I'm sorta quiet at first but really outgoing once you get to know me. But remember, I said GOOD personality not GREAT. I can be pretty shitty at times, but not super often.
- •I'm the sort of person your mom would loveI don't do drugs, I'm honor at school, I have a job. Trust me, your mom would adore me.
- •I love to loveI give really good cuddles and I like kisses and stuff.
- •My memes are top of the lineI will send you all the memes. Yes, all of them.