IN AN EMERGENCY
- •Instagram first. Pics or it didn't happen.
- •Tweet it. Tip: the tragedy is only a setup. Add a punchline!
- •Check in on Facebook. This is the quickest way to let your loved ones know you are in danger.
- •Remind yourself that you're one of 7 billion people and will be forgotten about in a month.
- •Locate emergency supplies and attempt to save yourself, time permitting.