MY FOUR YEAR OLD'S IMPOSSIBLE CHRISTMAS LIST

He is not making Christmas shopping easy
  1. A flying robot
    "Those don't exist." "Yes they do! I saw one! A drone?" "Um, Santa doesn't know how to make a flying robot."
  2. A gun
    Hell no, kid
  3. A garden hose
    Note: we live in a small Manhattan apartment without a yard
  4. A swimming pool
    Note: we live in a small Manhattan apartment without a yard. "Where would we put a pool?" "In the living room!"
  5. Santa's workshop
    "What's that?" "You know, the place Santa makes toys. I want it." "Where would we put Santa's workshop?" "In the living room!"