MY FOUR YEAR OLD'S IMPOSSIBLE CHRISTMAS LIST
He is not making Christmas shopping easy
- •A flying robot"Those don't exist." "Yes they do! I saw one! A drone?" "Um, Santa doesn't know how to make a flying robot."
- •A gunHell no, kid
- •A garden hoseNote: we live in a small Manhattan apartment without a yard
- •A swimming poolNote: we live in a small Manhattan apartment without a yard. "Where would we put a pool?" "In the living room!"
- •Santa's workshop"What's that?" "You know, the place Santa makes toys. I want it." "Where would we put Santa's workshop?" "In the living room!"