THOUGHTS DURING THE A&M VS ALABAMA FOOTBALL GAME

What is a first down?
  1. So this is what a sports bar looks like on the inside. Be cool Lisa, be cool.
  2. I wonder if they serve root beer here?
  3. Everyone is cheering, pretend you know what's happening.
  4. Touchdown. Ooh I know that one, pick me, pick me!
  5. Gig'em Aggies! WHOOP!
  6. The crowd looks hot. Neon Bud Light glow > scorching Texas sun.
  7. Will the waitress judge me if I order a fifth root beer?
  8. Is it basketball season yet?