ADVANTAGES OF HAVING A BABYFACE

Just trying to make the best out of looking 13 years old at age 21
  1. eating off of the kids menu at restaurants without being judged
  2. lying at the nail salon and getting high school student pricing
  3. bartenders give you free pity drinks after grilling you so hard before your first order
  4. "You'll love it when you look 30 at 50"