1. Credit Card minimums
    I have approx $1 cash on me at all times
  2. restaurants where fries don't automatically come with the meal
    obviously I want fries why bother asking
  3. Couples whose phone backgrounds are their S.O.
    Just their boyfriend/girlfriend. Photos of them together are acceptable
  4. People who like hating on other sports teams more than rooting for their own
    Looking at you, Patriot haters
  5. Trump supporters
  6. Restaurants that charge extra to share a plate
  7. Slut shamers
  8. Blizzards
  9. 98% of memes