JOBS IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAVE FOR ONE DAY EXACTLY

I'm a terrible person
  1. International Translator
    Work an important event/completely lie about what is being said- laugh at the results and then leave 😈
  2. Flight Attendant
    Only work a one way flight to Figi & then stay there forever
  3. French Fry taste tester
    Quit before I have the chance to come out looking like blueberry-engorged Violet a la Willy Wonka