1. I Think My Garbage Man Is Hot: A Love Story
  2. Sometimes I'm Almost Funny
  3. All My Best Friends Are TV Characters
  4. "Sorry, My Phone Was Disabled"
  5. "Where's The Nearest Bagel Shop?"
  6. A Cheeseburger A Day Doesn't Keep The Doctor Away But I'll Still Have One
  7. "I'm Busy, 'New Girl' Is On"
  8. Why Real Life Should Come With A Laugh Track