SPECIAL SKILLS I WISH I COULD PUT ON MY RESUME

  1. Making dope Spotify playlists
  2. Only crying a little bit at the beginning of UP
  3. Perfecting the bagel to cream cheese ratio
  4. Always being uncomfortably too early to appointments
  5. Reciting every episode of Will & Grace from memory
  6. Watching a full TV series on Netflix in one sitting
  7. Knowing all the lyrics to rap songs that came out before I was born