SUPPORT GROUPS THAT SHOULD EXIST SO I CAN JOIN THEM

  1. for people who laugh at their own jokes
    the nerve!
  2. for people who spend money faster than they make it
    constantly feeling like my credit card was stolen and then realizing that I really did spend that much money at chipotle this week
  3. for people who eat a meal's worth of snacks while cooking an actual meal
    not hungry anymore. saves food I just made. eats it as a snack the next time I cook dinner. cycle continues.
  4. for people who started using slang ironically but now can't stop using it
    said "yaaaaaaaas" during a professional phone interview today and then immediately looked for a hole to crawl into & die
  5. for people who can't hold a conversation without referencing/quoting a movie/tv show
    the other person has probably never seen the show and ends up thinking I have a social disability by the end of the convo