THINGS I'VE HEARD AT MY MOMS OFFICE XMAS PARTY
- •"You look like an emoji when you make a funny face."
- •"Are you instagramming that?"A bunch of 50 year old athletic trainers admiring the photos they just took with a selfie stick
- •"Let me take off my pants and we can try again."
- •"It's like a Jell-O shot but made of pudding."
- •"That's the emoji face!"In response to the surprisingly angry face a woman made while talking about her hatred for The Band Perry