THINGS I'VE HEARD AT MY MOMS OFFICE XMAS PARTY

  1. "You look like an emoji when you make a funny face."
  2. "Are you instagramming that?"
    A bunch of 50 year old athletic trainers admiring the photos they just took with a selfie stick
  3. "Let me take off my pants and we can try again."
  4. "It's like a Jell-O shot but made of pudding."
  5. "That's the emoji face!"
    In response to the surprisingly angry face a woman made while talking about her hatred for The Band Perry