1. Why are everyone else's headlights brighter than mine?
  2. Maybe they're not brighter and I'm just blind?
  3. FUCK YOU.
  4. I'm not sure I could be friends with anyone who doesn't use their turn signal.
  5. What do all these lights on the dashboard even mean? Does anyone really know?
  6. Wow, my car is so messy.
  7. But I bet that means I could live out of my car for a week if I had to.
  8. So really I'm just better prepared for emergencies than everyone else.
  9. I love driving.
  10. *someone cuts me off* I hate driving.