WAYS TO EAT A BAGEL, RANKED

nothing is more upsetting than a bagel-less morning
  1. 1.
    Cream Cheese/Schmear
    the right way
  2. 2.
    Cream Cheese & Lox
  3. 3.
    Bacon, Egg, & Cheese
    see also: sausage, egg, & cheese or other similar combos
  4. 4.
    Sandwich
    egg salad, deli meats, etc
  5. 5.
    Peanut Butter
  6. 6.
    Butter
  7. 7.
    Untoasted
    why
  8. 8.
    Pizza Bagel
  9. 9.
    Carving Out the Insides
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE