WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NEW ENGLANDER

I do all these things
  1. Drinking Iced Coffee in below 0 degree weather
  2. Sarcasm as a first language
  3. Will wear a tank top in 30 degree weather
  4. Looks for excuses to talk about Tom Brady
    An American hero
  5. Instagram is full of fall foliage photos
  6. Craves Dunkin Donuts when not in NE, doesn't really go when actually in NE
  7. incapable of subtlety when speaking/asking for something
    JUST SAY IT
  8. Makes fun of people who get cold in West Coast winters
  9. Has no idea what do when a Left Coaster tells them to get off the freeway (YOU MEAN THE HIGHWAY???) at an exit they refer to by the street name instead of the exit number.
    Suggested by   @ctfishman