WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. dog
    still mad that science hasn't figured out a way to make this happen
  2. professional singer
    secretly have not given up on this dream
  3. chef
    can only make mac n cheese and cereal to this day
  4. singing chef
    this is actually written in my elementary school yearbook under "Dreams for the Future". best of both worlds
  5. stand up comedian
    material is endless because my life is a joke
  6. journalist
  7. TV/film producer
  8. TV screenwriter