Reasons my husband won't eat it

  1. That Subway location puts too much yeast in their bread
  2. It tastes funny
  3. I don't want Burger King because of what that one kid did in that one video
  4. It smells funny
  5. These leftovers are more than 48 hours old
  6. It looks funny
  7. The spaghetti and sauce are mixed together
  8. This parmesan is not name brand
  9. This salad dressing expired yesterday