Things I Wish Would Happen in the Mad Men Finale

  1. Don discovers he has a raging case of herpes
  2. At least one of the men get an STD! Come on!
  3. Peggy gives an insightful speech that permeates through our televisions in 2015 and instigates a riptide of change in the women's equal rights movement
  4. Peggy destroys the men who screwed Joan over.
  5. Joan's boyfriend hires a guy to beat the shit out if the guys that screwed her over and she gets the rest of the money she's owed
  6. Peggy gets the company after the horrible guy in charge steps down
  7. Sally gives an insightful speech that permeates through our televisions in 2015 and instigates a riptide of change in the women's equal rights movement
  8. Don cries
  9. Don dies