Why I Don't Want to Go Yoga

  1. 1.
    I just ate bacon.
  2. 2.
    The weather is wrong.
  3. 3.
    I need to sit on Pinterest.
  4. 4.
    I have to walk to my car.
  5. 5.
    It's November .
  6. 6.
    My cat is acting like I should stay home.
  7. 7.
    I want to eat more bacon.