Why I'm Okay With the Barista at Peets Calling Me Tracy
- •Tracy seems younger and frankly more fun.
- •Tracy is mostly likely Irish Catholic
- •Tracy has a quirky little jewish boyfriend and a dog named Sal.
- •Tracy is happy in the the wee hours of the morning.
- •Tracy eats sardines and loves them.
- •Tracy has 5 handy brothers who can build things and fix sinks.
- •Tracy carries here weight in her tush not her belly.
- •Tracy is not me.
- •Tracy does feel guilty about spending 4 bucks on a fancy matcha green tea latte.