Why I'm Okay With the Barista at Peets Calling Me Tracy

  1. Tracy seems younger and frankly more fun.
  2. Tracy is mostly likely Irish Catholic
  3. Tracy has a quirky little jewish boyfriend and a dog named Sal.
  4. Tracy is happy in the the wee hours of the morning.
  5. Tracy eats sardines and loves them.
  6. Tracy has 5 handy brothers who can build things and fix sinks.
  7. Tracy carries here weight in her tush not her belly.
  8. Tracy is not me.
  9. Tracy does feel guilty about spending 4 bucks on a fancy matcha green tea latte.