THOUGHTS WHILE GETTING READY IN THE MORNING

  1. Why do I have to get up so early?!
  2. Why does my son insist that only I can make his choc (ovaltine and almond milk)?
  3. Seriously, if the bathroom door is locked and the fan is on, DON'T KNOCK.
  4. Maybe I don't need to wear all this make-up. Yeah, woman you have blonde eyelashes put that shit on or people think you're sick.
  5. Maybe I should cut out some coffee in the mornings...... NAH
  6. Who has time to make breakfast? I wish.
  7. Who thought it would be a great idea to have three German sheps??????
  8. Quit barking!!!
  9. Crap, I hope I don't have to iron anything....
  10. What is business casual and comfy?
  11. Why can't I just stay in bed!?
  12. Today - why am I on here, I have Krispy Kreme to go eat