THINGS I DO IN ACTIVE WEAR THAT DON'T INVOLVE EXERCISE

Sweatpants hair tied chillin with no makeup on
  1. Netflix and chill
  2. look like a soccer mom without the kids
  3. Professional internet explorer
  4. Pretend I'm going to go to the gym
  5. Pretend I exercised so I have a legitimate reason for looking like a sloth
  6. Eat too much so I don't have to worry about actual pants restricting me
  7. Keep everyone's expectations very low
  8. Remember that I partook in the low rise jeans trend and I deserve this
  9. Pair it with boots when I want to look like I kind of tried but didn't actually try
  10. Worked at my job where I'm supposed to be a young professional