THINGS I SAY THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE

  1. I have no opinion on this subject matter
  2. I'm not going to text him first
  3. I'm not going to finish this
  4. I don't need people to like me
  5. I can't control this, so I'm not going to worry about it
  6. I just want like, a bite
  7. I'm done. I'm done. I'm really done
  8. I'm just going to watch one more episode before bed
  9. Of course I brushed my hair
  10. I woke up like this
  11. I'm not hungover, I'm just really tired
  12. I'm a fully functional adult
  13. I don't hate him/her
  14. I can keep a secret
  15. I don't need to be the center of attention at all times
  16. Have fun.
  17. I'm a good person
  18. I'm not going to cry
  19. Let's plan something
  20. Really? I had no idea