THINGS I'VE DONE SINCE LOSING MY JOB

  1. Watched all of Grace and Frankie
  2. Discovered a Chinese place near my apartment that delivers in 30 minutes
  3. Cried when I pulled on a kitchen drawer too hard and it fell out
  4. Cried at an old episode of Parks and Rec
  5. Blogged
  6. Used "I just got laid off" as a way to get people to be nicer to me
  7. Used "I just got laid off" as an excuse for bailing on an acquaintance's birthday party I didn't want to go to in the first place
  8. Woken up between 7 and 9 am every day because my body still can't fathom the fact that I don't have anywhere to go in the morning
  9. Napped
  10. Looked at plane tickets to Iceland