CURRENT TURNS OF PHRASE THAT ARE PUNCHABLE OFFENSES
If you hear me say any of these, punch me!
- •"Beyond" anythingIt's unnecessary to say you are "Beyond excited" or "beyond hungry"...we get it.
- •"Can't even"Feel like this one is pretty self explanatory.
- •"Absolute" anythingReally? You're so sure about it that you feel the need to slap an "absolute" on there? You "had a blast" or you "had an absolute blast" means that you had a blast. So just leave out that extra word!