CURRENT TURNS OF PHRASE THAT ARE PUNCHABLE OFFENSES

If you hear me say any of these, punch me!
  1. "Beyond" anything
    It's unnecessary to say you are "Beyond excited" or "beyond hungry"...we get it.
  2. "Can't even"
    Feel like this one is pretty self explanatory.
  3. "Absolute" anything
    Really? You're so sure about it that you feel the need to slap an "absolute" on there? You "had a blast" or you "had an absolute blast" means that you had a blast. So just leave out that extra word!