I Can't be the Only One Who...

Tell us one odd thing you do that you fear you're the only one who actually does it.
  1. Clean up BEFORE the cleaner comes!
    I'm worried the cleaner will think I'm a slob, so I put stuff away, tidy up, and do the dishes. 😬😬😬
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  2. Constantly use cotton swabs to remove wax from my ears even though it is really not recommend.
    It feels oddly good.
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  3. Eats mozzarella sticks with ketchup.
    💛🔥❤️
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  4. Look how many of my neighbors are still awake when I go to bed
    Suggested by   @solena
  5. Eats cheeseburgers in a round
    As opposed to from one end to the other. My husband thinks I'm a weirdo. I like to save the middle - the best, ingredient-proportioned bite - for last!
    Suggested by   @amandajane
  6. Can only have the car radio or TV volume set at even numbers.
    Suggested by   @kate81
  7. Hides evidence that I've indulged in Taco Bell from my friends and family so that they don't judge me for eating garbage
    Suggested by   @mmthompson
  8. Brush teeth right before dentist.
    I scrub my teeth, floss 3 times, and use mouthwash right before I leave for the dentist. I don't eat or drink anything until after it's over.
    Suggested by   @alicat825
  9. Has to make sure all the doors and drawers in my bedroom are closed before I can go to sleep.
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  10. Uses "The Office" quotes/references in more conversations than I probably should. 😬
    Suggested by   @becktacular
  11. Eats spinach as an on-the-go snack from a cup.
    I'm 99% positive I'm the only one.
    Suggested by   @celestestelle
  12. Keep my toothbrush, makeup, and other toiletries a drawer in my bedroom, then take them with me to the bathroom when needed.
    Suggested by   @americanmum
  13. Doesn't eat the part of the french fry that was in my hand
    Suggested by   @krista_da
  14. Tells my dog 'I love you ' every night before I go to bed
    She just turned 17 so I must be doing something right ;)
    Suggested by   @luckypapaya
  15. Doesn't eat the last bite of a sandwich. It begins to feel like work and I'm over it. Pb&j. Grilled cheese. Tuna. Doesn't matter. One bite left and I'm out.
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  16. Charge my phone, laptop, and tablet in a room that isn't my bedroom.
    Because otherwise I'd never get to sleep. You know how it is. Too many funny and interesting things on the Internet.
    Suggested by   @mrkylematz
  17. Tries regularly and unsuccessfully to multi-task while brushing teeth
    So inevitably I end up doing things like making the bed with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth.
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  18. Knows the person working the register at the coffee shop didn't *really* earn a 20% tip but there is no way I am going to piss off the person that stands between me and coffee every morning.
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  19. Eats Cheerios dry, with a side of juice
    Like a toddler
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  20. Spotlessly cleans my home before going on vacation, even if just for a weekend.
    I don't want to come home to a disaster after a restful time away! It's like, "Welcome home! Now get to work, ya slob!"
    Suggested by   @chelseerohmiller
  21. I'm a serial eater, eating only one thing at a time.
    But I rotate my plate as I do so that the one thing I'm eating is right in front of me.
    Suggested by   @H3Dakota
  22. Won't leave the bathroom after a shower unless I'm completely dry.
    Suggested by   @bredee
  23. Attempts things that definitley can't happen like telekinesis and mind control every once in awhile 😅
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  24. When I buy a box set of DVDs, or any DVDs really but especially a box set, I like to open it and make sure all the DVD labels are facing the right way up.
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  25. Avoids driving close to water towers. They creep me out, like giant metal aliens.
    Suggested by   @mpfisterks
  26. Lay in bed on laptop. Close tabs/laptop of random website to call it a night. Roll over. Get on cellphone and get on same website. Stay up much later than needed. Wonder why tired in the morning.
    Suggested by   @Ivory
  27. Hopes their neighbors leave their lights on at night so I can see how they decorate their living room when driving by 😜
    Suggested by   @christineboothby
  28. Believes many musicians and artists are actually modern prophets, giving out God's advice bit by bit.
    I hope other people are aware of this! 😜
    Suggested by   @GiJoe
  29. Only gets out of bed on the five minute marks. If my alarm goes off and I don't get up right away, I can't get up if clock shows 6:33. I have to wait until 6:35, and if I miss that then I wait until 6:40.
    Suggested by   @catsax
  30. stares in the mirror and poses every morning, in the bathroom before getting in the shower
    Suggested by   @deelyn207
  31. Plays solitaire on my phone first thing after waking up.
    Start the day off with a victory.
    Suggested by   @gerrrib
  32. Hears a random phrases and subconsciously links it to a vaguely similar line from a song, movie, tv show or pop culture event from my youth. ("Jazz" in any context —> Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
    Suggested by   @Grifter87
  33. Puts Cheerios instead of croutons on my salad.
    Suggested by   @dianemarie1999
  34. Goes for a run, AKA a slow jog (is that really like a fast walk???), so I can peer into open-curtained windows to see how other people's rooms are decorated.
    Suggested by   @sammyragland
  35. I try to slip in the phrase "not my chair not my problem" often into casual/professional work conversation in an effort to see if people are actually tuned in to the conversation. 😜 yup!
    Suggested by   @GavMaLav
  36. Whenever I'm in a really small space like a bathroom, closet, or just a tiny room, I always think to myself, "Could I live here?"
    Like...how would I divide up the space so that it felt bigger and was functional? Where would I sleep? How would I not go mad? 🤔
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  37. Exhale while passing the rear of any parked car that is idle.
    I will not inhale while walking past. I'm not about to get myself killed. Totally legitimate fear!!
    Suggested by   @theshome
  38. Wishes license plates were actually the cell numbers of the car owner
    So I could call & tell them their blinker has been on for two miles
    Suggested by   @kbdesign
  39. HAVE to eat milk chocolate with hot Cheetos.
    Suggested by   @sanakhan
  40. LOVES vacuum lines and asks their husband not to step on perfectly vacuumed rug for at least 24 hours because they'll ruin how perfect it looks!
    Suggested by   @torimontalban
  41. Writes my lists with pen and paper first, edits and revises them, and then types them on Li.st.
    Suggested by   @rebeccamaepeter
  42. Imagines people standing near each other in public having sex
    Or just living their entire lives together. I do it with people who seems to be complete strangers, but also make up the lives of people who know each other too.
    Suggested by   @grandma
  43. Turns the car radio down when looking for a street
    It helps right?
    Suggested by   @JawKneeX
  44. Has an extremely deep belly button
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  45. Barks/meows at her pets in conversation.
    (And hope I don't say anything offensive.) (pic via anythingcomic.com)
    Suggested by   @barefootmeds
  46. Tunes in to pop radio when driving but makes sure to tune back to public radio before leaving the car. You know, in case someone gets in the car with me later.
    Suggested by   @kate_ls
  47. Must, without fail, change the toilet paper roll from under to over at other people's homes.
    Because, it's important. Aesthetically. I'm doing them a favor.
    Suggested by   @Catiedid
  48. Can't be near anyone sitting on a balcony railing.
    You could fall! I can picture you splatting. I can't even focus on what you're saying, just your imminent death.
    Suggested by   @johnaugust
  49. Breathes through my mouth when I'm a crowd to avoid strange body odors.
    Suggested by   @lbirt
  50. Eats Potato Salad with Potato Chips. I like to dunk my chips in potato salad. Probably too much starch but I love it anyway
    Suggested by   @CheriePie
  51. Tuck My Husband Into Bed Every Night.
    After he crawls into bed, I straighten out the blankets, tuck him into bed as if he were a child, kiss him goodnight, turn off the lights and go into the living room to read Li.st, & watch late night TV.
    Suggested by   @Videobear
  52. Absolutely knows that I'm never "the only one," and neither is anyone.
    Suggested by   @colinhughesla
  53. Orders a burrito bowl from Chipotle with Chips and Guac and eats burrito w tortilla chips.
    Suggested by   @Mbates11
  54. Needs a cap on my pen to write with, lines hanging down thing with the letters on the pen.
    Suggested by   @Mbates11
  55. Likes to weigh themselves pre and post poop to see a difference
    Suggested by   @egraceco
  56. Associates letters and numbers with colors. For example, I confuse people named Kyle and Ryan because they're both four letter names and K and R are both greenish blue in my head.
    Suggested by   @shreyasaurus