If They Made _____ Illegal, I'd Be In Jail In No Time

  1. Wine 🍷
    Of course
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  2. Being Late
    Suggested by   @celinerogers
  3. Getting Ahead In My Political Career With Aid, Money and Information Obtained From Russian Spies
    Oh, wait, that's already illegal and it's called treason.
    Suggested by   @andersun
  4. Codependency
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  5. procrastination
    i'm the reigning queen of putting things off until the absolute last minute... and then another few for good measure. 😬
    Suggested by   @victralala
  6. Singing in public
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  7. Quoting Mean Girls
    (They'd probably let me out on October 3rd though😉😂)
    Suggested by   @nikkinutella
  8. Being child free on purpose.
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  9. Procrastinating
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  10. Changing into yoga pants or pj's the minute I get home
    Suggested by   @karlalucia
  11. Saying the Word "Fuck"
    In all its variations. Cuz I use 'em alllllll. 😊
    Suggested by   @brookbabbles
  12. Yellin yeaaaaaaah at the flat screen when my team makes a great play.
    March madness tradition.
    Suggested by   @defero
  13. drinking coffee
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  14. CHEESE!
    Suggested by   @MaddyandOwensMom
  15. Napping
    Suggested by   @mfreese23
  16. Catfishing the CEO of a rival company into handing over a controlling stake to you, then leaving him at the alter and also feeding his family to a pack of pigs that have a taste for human flesh
    Suggested by   @joannfabrics
  17. Confessing your love to strangers after a few drinks
    I love you all 💕
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  18. Awkwardness
    Suggested by   @ashleyapproved
  19. Eating chips and salsa
    Suggested by   @BaileyAna
  20. Being late for work 🙃
    Suggested by   @sarahsolene
  21. Being REALLY late for work!
    Suggested by   @jlw69
  22. Making snarky texts to mutual friends about some other friend's FB post
    Suggested by   @curlygirl
  23. Being in a fandom
    I'm an obsessive little fangirl. All my friends, family, and I would be put in jail instantly.
    Suggested by   @NerdyOrca