List App Bios That Make You Lolololol

We've seen some great ones - what about you?
  1. 1. Good at lists, 3. Great at jokes.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  2. Al Yankovich "You know... the 'Eat It' Guy"
    I just love the idea of @alyankovic trying to explain to someone who he is.
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  3. @kellydehoop's rotating "CURRENT BRAND:" bios
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  4. rap game Mary Katherine Gallagher
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  5. @k8mcgarry - A forehead only a mother could love
    Also loved her "mystery brunette" forever ago.
    Suggested by   @amber