Nonexistent Dr. Seuss Books

  1. One Fart, Two Fart, Brown Fart, Blue Fart
    Suggested by   @andersun
  2. Oh, The Places You'll Uber
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  3. The Cat In The Snapchat
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  4. Yertle the Fertile
    Suggested by   @celinerogers
  5. That's No Wocket In My Pocket!
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  6. How Yertile became infertile: a beginners guide to X-Ray technology
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  7. How the Grinch Stole the Election
    Suggested by   @fats
  8. If I Ran The Shu
    Co-written by Piper Kerman
    Suggested by   @mlh
  9. The 500 Cats of Belinda Cutchins
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  10. Sneetches Get Steetches: Don't Be A Rat
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  11. The cat getting hit with a baseball bat
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  12. The Cat in the Hat Saw Ratatat (It Was Phat)
    Suggested by   @jenna
  13. Green Eggs and Spam
    Suggested by   @jesszaffino
  14. Fecal trees and salmon seas
    Suggested by   @carleigheklein
  15. Fox In Drag
    Suggested by   @eddie736
  16. Pops on Hops
    Suggested by   @PassiveAggressor
  17. Frisky Whiskey, the Gin Hen (Why Mommy Is at Camp for 2 Months)
    Suggested by   @theranman
  18. Green Eggs and Hammered
    Suggested by   @gryffindia