What does your Christmas sound like?
  1. Currently watching one of The 1975's shows. Magical 🙏🏻❤️
    Happy holidays 🌹
    Suggested by @guilleash
  2. "Your uncle's in the shower. Just go on up and thank him. "
    Suggested by @readjulia
  3. "Where's Finn so she can kiss someone?"
    Suggested by @moonjockey
  4. To 14yr old: "It's okay to sing along. I know you love this song."
    Suggested by @MichaelRose
  5. "Let's pretend we're good children who give away their gifts to other people!"
    Suggested by @ladyprofessor
  6. "Oh, this isn't the normal one, this is the fancy one! Oh my gosh!"
    Suggested by @Boogie
  7. Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings "It's a Holiday Soul Party! 🎉
    Gift from my husband 🎄🎅🏽❤️
    Suggested by @angela3950
  8. Seinfeld
    Suggested by @audreypalumbo
  9. Mecum auction - Kissimmee 2016
    Rewatching what my FIL & hubby went to last year; prep for next month's auction...
    Suggested by @NicoleO
  10. also "I cut a chunk out of this cake and threw it away so Lynn would think we ate it"
    Suggested by @audreypalumbo
  11. "Are you sleepy?" "Do you need a nap?"
    Suggested by @kiraandlulu
  12. "I've never seen a duck before." - My sister, at lunch
    Suggested by @katherinelee
  13. "Szechuan beef, lemon chicken, slippery shrimp, green beans with pork, soup dumplings, and pan fried dumplings.... yes, white rice, please"
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  14. Watched Interstellar with my Dad while we drank champagne.
    Suggested by @jpbateson
  15. "I've got the big school bus test coming up next month"
    Suggested by @LeahG
  16. "You're missing out; we just rented Nine Lives!"
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
  17. "Look out for peaches in the apple pie!"
    Suggested by @andersun
  18. "You touch it you take it."
    My aunt during our white elephant exchange
    Suggested by @sarahmccoy
  19. "Uhm, is that snowman moving?"
    Suggested by @toddescott
  20. The Imperial Death March
    My nephew opened this set up, put on and started humming the Death March. He's learning fast!
    Suggested by @jhope71
  21. Can I feel them? One man to another about his pants. The conversation then turned to underwear.
    Suggested by @elmospimpingme
  22. I showed concern to my young nephew on the return of our boating day, to which he replied, "it's ok Aunt Jess, I don't get the emotion sickness". Bless.
    Not overheard, but still v cute.
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  23. "I don't freaking know your genotypes!"
    Suggested by @mallorywevans
  24. "Is she dead yet? I think her sister is. Someone google her obituary"
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  25. On renting an apartment to college students: "they'd call me about a clogged toilet and when I got there, there'd be a bong in the toilet so I'd put my pistol up to their head"
    My uncle, very politically incorrect, drunk by noon
    Suggested by @aliciamcelhaney
  26. My eight-year-old niece, about her brother: "Excuse me, my loving family. I want to make this clear. Will just ate six cookies. Goodbye."
    Suggested by @Equivokate
  27. "Wait. Uncle Larry was uncircumcised?"
    Suggested by @supabg
  28. "Wake up! We're getting breakfast tacos! What do you want?"
    Only in Texas... I consider this overhearing because I was barely awake and had no idea what my mom said. I think I mumbled something about eggs and fell back asleep. 😂
    Suggested by @beckwiththebadhair
  29. "Ooh - I've come over all hot!!"
    My 73yo nan after a 22 year old lad walked in in a tight tshirt
    Suggested by @genalwatson
  30. "Remember when we went to midnight mass at that Catholic school for wayward girls and you and Chuck ducked out to look for some action, and I had to tell mom you were going to the bathroom?"
    Suggested by @curlygirl