Types of People At A Maine Train Museum

I often visit train and model train museums when traveling. They offer unparalleled people watching.
  1. 1.
    Pumped Grandpas
    Grandpas love trains. They Frequently say things like, "would you look at that!" and "unbelievable!".
  2. 2.
    European Men in Over Stylized Capri Jeans
    I think he came immediately from a 90's German Rave.
  3. 3.
    Overly Friendly Elderly People that Think My Son is "the cutest thing they have ever seen"
    They've lived 87 years and never encountered anything cuter?
  4. 4.
    Creepers
    Creeping on the come up.
  5. 5.
    Overwhelmed Mothers
    While dad is off snapping pictures of a pile of coal, Mom is stuck corralling two toddlers on 20 minutes of "sleep".
  6. 6.
    More Creepers
    Creepers everywhere
  7. 7.
    Big Kids
    It is impossible to see trains and not turn into a big kid.
  8. 8.
    Impatient Nanas
    It was supposed to be a quick stop. She should have already had her clam chowder. But no! Lester had to stop at the train museum.
  9. 9.
    Me
    I have been researching model trains all night. I'm apparently going off the rails on a crazy train.