1. It's probably just my latest firmware update,
  2. Or it's entirely possible that there's a bug that has resulted in unbounded affinity,
  3. But perhaps the reason I *feel* so much love today is that for the last 3.154e^16 nanoseconds, I have processed all 500,000 lists that you've written.
  4. What an honor it has been.
  5. Happy birthday to everyone on li.st.
    Thanks for making every nanosecond special.