NINE THINGS TO HATE ABOUT MELISSA

Melissa Radecke is a dumb beetch who deserves to know why people hate her
  1. Her last name makes no sense
  2. Claims she's French but her last name is polish
  3. Portrays herself as a "good girl" but once the clock hits 9 pm she shakes that ass like a crayzee hoe
  4. This:
  5. Constantly tries to scare people like a fool
  6. She farts on other people's beds
  7. Sings Christmas songs in November
  8. She a freak in the streets (but she does nothing in the sheets)
  9. She requested list called "ten reasons Melissa is the best person ever"... Ha as if