Fave euphemisms for poopin'

Don' judge me for being a kid @❤️
  1. Painting the porcelain
    Alliterative, visual.
  2. Draining the swamp
    Furious, trumpian. Relevant
  3. Feeding the furniture
    Maybe muh favorite. Confuses first time listeners the most though.
  4. Plugging the pipes
    Still alliteratively pleasing, but less so than previous entry
  5. Dropping a bodacious deuce
    Goin numba 2!