I love reading these excerpts; Sometimes I'll click the link to the full review just to make sure the excerpt accurately represents the source mat'l. Usually it does, but, today I am going to re-edit a few excerpts from reviews about a movie I've never seen, with the sole intention of mischaracterizing the critics' thoughts and sentiments.
  1. Eric Kohn (Indie Wire) - Rotten
    "...Viewers will find much substance beyond the spectacle in play."
  2. Bilge Ebiri (New York Magazine/Vulture) -Fresh
    "Exodus: Gods and Kings is as uneven as Ridley Scott's career; At times, it seems to be a journey through the director's greatest...weaknesses."
  3. Sonny Bunch (Washington Free Beacon) - Rotten
    "Exodus is rarely boring...compared to its predecessors."
  4. Peter Calder (New Zealand Herald) - Fresh
    "It's all...horrendously clunky."
  5. Paul Chambers (Movie Chambers) - Fresh
    "Go..., and...you may be disappointed.