Things that are even manlier than drinking Dr. Pepper 10
Gonna be a short list obviously.
- •Publicly dumping calorie-free soda cans into a natural body of water.
- •Brushing one's teeth with strawberry jam.Dp10 has the acid needed to erode all that pesky enamel. It even has a small amount of table sugar to feed gingivitis and bore little holes in our canines. So it's fine to rinse with after, but don't be lazy. And don't ask me what we're flossing with.
- •DP 10 ice cream float.Any flavor will be a nice creamy compliment to those ten manly-ass calories.
- •Mainlining melted ice cream.Every man dies. Not every man really lives.