When fortune cookies get too personal.
I like the little fortunes. So vague and applicable to any day's various situations...for the most part...
- •Why ya gotta get in my headspace, cookie. Now I'm going nuts thinking how I'm gonna knock my next thought outta the park. And if I get a triple and they can't bat me in who's fault is that?
- •Oh I tried to meet this one half way. Woke up at FIVE every day. Gave FIVE dollars to every panhandler I met. Ah, but FIVE meals a day was a bad choice. No luck working that off yet.
- •...and now I need a lawyer.
- •Got both of these with the same dish. It's just too much reassurance for one meal.