REASONS PEANUT BUTTER IS THE MOST SMASHING FOOD

Even if you don't care for this amazing food you should be able to appreciate it in the abstract.
  1. It is delicious as both a sweet and savoury food. It can be in a Thai peanut sauce as well as an ice cream sundae.
  2. It is inexpensive.
  3. No animals need be harmed in its creation.
  4. Disaster relief workers love it because it is calorie dense, doesn't go bad, you don't need to cook it, and kids love it.
  5. Anyone can eat it, except, you know, people with peanut allergies who will die if they eat it, but no food is perfect.